He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
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It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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