are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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