why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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