white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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