she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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