Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
sarcasm needs its own font
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
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