Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Girls should come with a carfax report
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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