break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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