Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
