Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
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if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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