i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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