Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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