Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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