he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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