I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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