Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
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"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
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I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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