he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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