spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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