Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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