I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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