Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
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you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
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Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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