do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
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My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize