it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
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Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
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