i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
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You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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