Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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