I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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