you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Randomize