So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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