Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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