STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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