May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
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mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
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I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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