I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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