thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Barsexuality is the new black.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
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She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
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I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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