I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
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I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
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So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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