and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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