Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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