The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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