they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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