Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
