I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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