took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
