went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
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I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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