what if I'm pregnant?
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I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
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so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
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It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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