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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.

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  That's how you know you deserve to be a senior

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.

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  Happy birthday, America.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"

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• (850): View more from Florida

  she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations

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  I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something

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