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• (415): View more from California

  Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um

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• (408): View more from California

  Where is the hickey?

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• (209): View more from California

  I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites

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  Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  No subtext here. People are naked.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk

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