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cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton

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i said paris hilton

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thats even worse

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(770): cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton (1-770): i said paris hilton (770): thats even worse http://tfl.nu/l6ke

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Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence

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(705): Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence http://tfl.nu/779y

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Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?

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(614): Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something? http://tfl.nu/rkwq

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do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?

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not a thing

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walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom

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(613): do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom? (1-613): not a thing (613): walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom http://tfl.nu/euwx

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there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.

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(732): there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts. http://tfl.nu/wlt6

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I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.

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(860): I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night. http://tfl.nu/69i0

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You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.

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(810): You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight. http://tfl.nu/18uj

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The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.

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(551): The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet. http://tfl.nu/8f2g

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I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this

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(918): I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this http://tfl.nu/kupi

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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.

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Internet Is back!

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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.

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(860): CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS. (508): Internet Is back! (860): MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS. http://tfl.nu/a6kg

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Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult

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(972): Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult http://tfl.nu/j3hz

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he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'

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where do you find these guys?

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(413): he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight' (860): where do you find these guys? http://tfl.nu/yte1

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That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.

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(785): That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do. http://tfl.nu/e7db

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My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."

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Figured I'd get right to the point

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(215): My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up." (1-215): Figured I'd get right to the point http://tfl.nu/wgkv

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Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk

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(630): Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk http://tfl.nu/5as6

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