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(573): View more from Missouri

Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?

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(812): View more from Indiana

Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.

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(972): View more from Texas

He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.

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(702): View more from Nevada

we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame

(267): View more from Pennsylvania

That is a hangover

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I would prefer a headache

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(218): View more from Minnesota

my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink

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(559): View more from California

But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?

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