NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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