Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
my being single is dangerous.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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