the new term for farting is butt boxing.
she woke up with a sticky ear
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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