I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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