Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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