How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
