Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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