They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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