I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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