I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
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