That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
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I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
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SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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