That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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